Blue Meanie Shares When His Private Parts Appeared On The Titantron On Raw

The Blue Meanie was a unique character that reflected on his career in WWE by telling a story about how certain body parts appeared on the Titantron on Raw. The good thing it was a taped show and not live that night!

The early days of Meanie’s career were spent in ECW as an ally of Stevie Richards and later Nova would join the group to form the Blue World Order, which was a parody of WCW’s New World Order. After leaving ECW, he went on to WWE to work with Goldust and others although he never got a big push.

Meanie was recently a guest on the JBL and Gerald Brisco show called Stories With Brisco And Bradshaw where Meanie shared an embarrassing story during an angle with Goldust on Raw:

“I wanna say this was in Connecticut or Arizona or something like that…This was in the era where we would do a live RAW on Monday [and] tape Tuesday. So we’re taping and they wanted me to do a parody of the Nitro Girls and be the RAW Boy. This was during the whole Bluedust/Goldust feud. So they [introduce me] ‘Ladies and gentlemen, RAW Boy!’ And I come out and do the whole dancing and stuff.”

“Goldust hits me from behind because we’re still in the feud and he beats me all the way down to the ring. He throws me in the ring and he sets me up for the Shattered Dreams kick. I feel one leg go over the ropes, I feel the second leg go over the ropes and I just feel like ‘uh-oh’ and I just feel my balls pop out of my shorts. As that happens I’m facing the Titantron, I look up at the Titantron and my balls are on the Titantron. I’m saying if the camera adds ten pounds, how many cameras did they have on my balls?! It looked like a baby in a beanbag chair.”

“They have made more cameos than any part of my body, there’s times in ECW where I’m laying there in the dead sell and they’d tell the referee ‘Tell Meanie his balls are out’ and the ref goes ‘no.’ This is before I learned to wear tights under my daisy dukes but it happens, it’s just like anything you can’t reach down and you know. I got enough heat for fixing my pants.”

“It looked like a baby in a beanbag chair!” What a line!

Meanie went on to share what the reaction was like when he made it backstage:

“So the segment’s over and we go to the back and this is one of those shows where the production truck is in the building. I get the golf clap from all the boys at the monitor and guys were coming out of the production truck like ‘ah Meanie!’”

“I go to the back and it’s me and Dustin in the bathroom and he’s just like ‘It looked like a pair of hooves. It looked like you were giving birth to a baby. I’ll never live it down, I would always see the late great Luna Vachon at indy shows [and she’d say] ‘Meanie remember when your balls fell out on RAW?’ [Laughs]”

The Blue Meanie hosts his own Mind Of The Meanie podcast where he delves into the world of wrestling each and every week.

h/t Inside The Ropes for the transcript.